EMERGENCY POST!!
Do cats FART????
i have NO idea!! Just now i saw mr Berry standing outside sis's door.. so i walked over and pick him up! And heard 2 'poo poo' sounds!!
!!!!!!!!!! AMAZING. Carried him into sis's room and ask sis the above qn. She say 'of cos lah'. Mum say 'donno'. Next time ask hui xuan!!!
damn cute!!!!!!! omg.
So they DO FART!! ( most probably )
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Random post
~Just had a nice cold bath! Feels good =) ~ Long time no blog, suddenly have the mood to!
Haha so fast.. and it's the 1st day of a new mth already! Was bathing and thinking back what i have accomplished in apr O_O haha. erm.. i think the first would be my minor poroject! It's finally done! SUBMITTED! omg. CLAP clap clap! phew~ Last night (29Apr) i still work till dawn then straight away go school haha. While waiting for teacher to start the class, i kind of dozed off! Got a shock when she called my name O_O heart skipped a beat. Did final amendments after class n print-bind our proj bible (report)! Went home right after that and fainted at home. hahaha hibernate.
Woke up about 8pm? On the lights and see Mr Berry (house cat) the "just-woke-up" face too. haha. We sleeping partners! The world around us stops when we sleep~ Then go makan w my buddy ho ho. STEAMBOAT. tsk tsk tsk. Then fried rice, dumpling. FULL~ zzzz. But food s good! =D We walked abit then eat dou hua!!! (beancurd) Haha my friend said it is super 'do-oil-ing' !!! <--pls read this very fast and say few times. hope u get wat i mean haha. "Rochore Beancurd" at Geylang! Haha not bad not bad~ Very smooth etc.
1st time walking at Geylang. At night somemore. Then me and my friend keep holding hands HAHA. Cos abit scary -_- . So many vehicles also. What if like in movies, a van stops, open door, grab you and .. THAT's IT man. hahaha..
(Forget about accomplishments) Haha shall talk about other things cos cant think of anything HAHAHA. paiseh2.
oh ya, few mths back or smth, my sis bought me some comp games. psst .. pirated. HAHA. One is " Heart de Roommate". I think is love game? A guy disguise as girl and live in a all girls' dorm. hahaha very comicky. But seems cute! Another is "Ninjabread Man"!! hahaha. It's a gingerbread man gotten smart and learnt self defence. Haha looks very cute!! That's y i bought it. Hope to try real soon!
Hmm.. i want to watch 'lian xu ju' too! Those taiwan series shows =D hahaha. That day went plaza sing's vcd shop and almost bought 3 or 4 shows! (some korean, japan) BUT i CONTROLLED. tsk tsk tsk. Got a feeling i'll eventually go back and buy O_O -i also want buy.. err.. forgot what i want buy. -_- OH!!!! remembered!!!!!! i want buy Brother Bear vcd, hahaha. Watched before but feel like watching again! haha. What else i want buy hmm..?
OH!! i want say i'm learning to love Mr Berry more and more. haha cos he's getting so ROUND and FURRY!!!!!! omg. SO CUTE. Disturb him is my everyday er.. routine? hahahaha >_< Everytime carry him i'll check his butt (for shit), then clean his eyes and nose. He would be on my lap, will struggle abit, and paw me -_- The paw on my face. Like that tho. HAHAHAHA. Like some bian tai, the more he struggle the more u wanna disturb him -_-................ like his paw smell. Then i'll 'rou & cuo' (stretch & squash?) his body! HAHAHA cos he super cute. Totally wont 'fan kang', as in he wont scratch around fierce2 kind. He's a SLEEPY nua nua cat.... good! Then at night will make him exercise!!!! i'll be a 'bad guy' and frighten, chase him around the house! I really 'yong xin liang ku' u know??? 'wo bu ru di yu, shui ru di yu' HAHAHAHA. Then he like to play this carrot toy thingy. i'll throw, he'll run to the carrot. BUT NEVER FETCH............ wa piang. i'll be the one walking to pick the carrot, then throw other direction. Then cat run there and stop. I'll walk over and pick, then throw other direction. Repeat cycle. Meaning i'm exercising too!!! -_- want to strangle him. HE REALLY CUTE LA!!!!! next time post all his pics!!!!! At home nothing do, i'll photoshoot him and torture him muhaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! It's really THE purpose of him being here =) for me to de-stress hahaha... *HUGS
HE's here!!!!!!! *grabs him /ok.. he ran away. but i'll always purposely go chase him. ................. i shouldn't have. HIS BUTT!!!!!!!!!!! argh!!!! all shit. ............... everytime his butt got shit he'll come find me. WHY????? like if he wants to eat, will find mum. Want attention will find sis. Shit will find me. .............. ok, it's sparkling clean now~
... this post getting nowhere haha. Merely typing and talking to myself. haha shall end!
oh ya, like to touch Mr Berry's wet nose!!! So soft!!! hahahaha.
kk bye bye ~_~
Haha so fast.. and it's the 1st day of a new mth already! Was bathing and thinking back what i have accomplished in apr O_O haha. erm.. i think the first would be my minor poroject! It's finally done! SUBMITTED! omg. CLAP clap clap! phew~ Last night (29Apr) i still work till dawn then straight away go school haha. While waiting for teacher to start the class, i kind of dozed off! Got a shock when she called my name O_O heart skipped a beat. Did final amendments after class n print-bind our proj bible (report)! Went home right after that and fainted at home. hahaha hibernate.
Woke up about 8pm? On the lights and see Mr Berry (house cat) the "just-woke-up" face too. haha. We sleeping partners! The world around us stops when we sleep~ Then go makan w my buddy ho ho. STEAMBOAT. tsk tsk tsk. Then fried rice, dumpling. FULL~ zzzz. But food s good! =D We walked abit then eat dou hua!!! (beancurd) Haha my friend said it is super 'do-oil-ing' !!! <--pls read this very fast and say few times. hope u get wat i mean haha. "Rochore Beancurd" at Geylang! Haha not bad not bad~ Very smooth etc.
1st time walking at Geylang. At night somemore. Then me and my friend keep holding hands HAHA. Cos abit scary -_- . So many vehicles also. What if like in movies, a van stops, open door, grab you and .. THAT's IT man. hahaha..
(Forget about accomplishments) Haha shall talk about other things cos cant think of anything HAHAHA. paiseh2.
oh ya, few mths back or smth, my sis bought me some comp games. psst .. pirated. HAHA. One is " Heart de Roommate". I think is love game? A guy disguise as girl and live in a all girls' dorm. hahaha very comicky. But seems cute! Another is "Ninjabread Man"!! hahaha. It's a gingerbread man gotten smart and learnt self defence. Haha looks very cute!! That's y i bought it. Hope to try real soon!
Hmm.. i want to watch 'lian xu ju' too! Those taiwan series shows =D hahaha. That day went plaza sing's vcd shop and almost bought 3 or 4 shows! (some korean, japan) BUT i CONTROLLED. tsk tsk tsk. Got a feeling i'll eventually go back and buy O_O -i also want buy.. err.. forgot what i want buy. -_- OH!!!! remembered!!!!!! i want buy Brother Bear vcd, hahaha. Watched before but feel like watching again! haha. What else i want buy hmm..?
OH!! i want say i'm learning to love Mr Berry more and more. haha cos he's getting so ROUND and FURRY!!!!!! omg. SO CUTE. Disturb him is my everyday er.. routine? hahahaha >_< Everytime carry him i'll check his butt (for shit), then clean his eyes and nose. He would be on my lap, will struggle abit, and paw me -_- The paw on my face. Like that tho. HAHAHAHA. Like some bian tai, the more he struggle the more u wanna disturb him -_-................ like his paw smell. Then i'll 'rou & cuo' (stretch & squash?) his body! HAHAHA cos he super cute. Totally wont 'fan kang', as in he wont scratch around fierce2 kind. He's a SLEEPY nua nua cat.... good! Then at night will make him exercise!!!! i'll be a 'bad guy' and frighten, chase him around the house! I really 'yong xin liang ku' u know??? 'wo bu ru di yu, shui ru di yu' HAHAHAHA. Then he like to play this carrot toy thingy. i'll throw, he'll run to the carrot. BUT NEVER FETCH............ wa piang. i'll be the one walking to pick the carrot, then throw other direction. Then cat run there and stop. I'll walk over and pick, then throw other direction. Repeat cycle. Meaning i'm exercising too!!! -_- want to strangle him. HE REALLY CUTE LA!!!!! next time post all his pics!!!!! At home nothing do, i'll photoshoot him and torture him muhaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! It's really THE purpose of him being here =) for me to de-stress hahaha... *HUGS
HE's here!!!!!!! *grabs him /ok.. he ran away. but i'll always purposely go chase him. ................. i shouldn't have. HIS BUTT!!!!!!!!!!! argh!!!! all shit. ............... everytime his butt got shit he'll come find me. WHY????? like if he wants to eat, will find mum. Want attention will find sis. Shit will find me. .............. ok, it's sparkling clean now~
... this post getting nowhere haha. Merely typing and talking to myself. haha shall end!
oh ya, like to touch Mr Berry's wet nose!!! So soft!!! hahahaha.
kk bye bye ~_~
Friday, April 06, 2007
joke
Good evening!
Haha this time after seeing drea's tag, i decided to share one of the recent jokes i tell my friends!!
-------------> this joke is from my sec friend:
3 prisoners have behaved well for the pass 10yrs, and for their good conduct, they are granted a request!
1st Prisoner: oh good! Hey guard, i want GOOD FOOD!!!
and so he was given all the BIG MEAT, YUMMY FOOD, bottles of WINE! Prisoner happy2.
Prisoner guard: Prisoner 2, so what's your request?
2nd Prisoner: oh guard, i'm so lonely here.. i want WOMEN!!!
and ya, he was given women!
Prisoner guard: Prisoner 3, what about you?
Prisoner 3: oh guard! i just want to SMOKE!!
and so he was given many boxes of cigars!
After another 10yrs, the Prisoner guard is gonna retire! Before he leaves, he decided to go see the 3 prisoners!
Outside the 1st cell,
Prisoner guard: hey, how are you doing?
1st Prisoner had grown into a fat man: (munch munch MUNCH) i'm GOOD!!!
The prisoner guard was very happy, so proceed. Outside 2nd cell, he heard alot funny noises.. the guard thought to himself: he sounds happy, so i shall not bother him. and proceed.
Outside the 3rd cell,
Prisoner guard: hey, how are you doing?
no response.
Prisoner guard: hey??
The guard opens the cell door, inside it's all pitch dark. he walked in... and saw ALL the unused boxes of cigar all nicely packed high up! he walked in somemore..
and he saw the 3rd prisoner squating under the window light, holding one cigar..
Guard: ... are you ok?
3rd prisoner: eh guard, you never give me lighter.
---------
haha.. it may sound funnier if it's heard, not written? =D
Anw i love jokes! So do not hesitate to tell me! >_<
anw, blogger can use CHINESE?? i saw a 'change language' link!!!
Haha this time after seeing drea's tag, i decided to share one of the recent jokes i tell my friends!!
-------------> this joke is from my sec friend:
3 prisoners have behaved well for the pass 10yrs, and for their good conduct, they are granted a request!
1st Prisoner: oh good! Hey guard, i want GOOD FOOD!!!
and so he was given all the BIG MEAT, YUMMY FOOD, bottles of WINE! Prisoner happy2.
Prisoner guard: Prisoner 2, so what's your request?
2nd Prisoner: oh guard, i'm so lonely here.. i want WOMEN!!!
and ya, he was given women!
Prisoner guard: Prisoner 3, what about you?
Prisoner 3: oh guard! i just want to SMOKE!!
and so he was given many boxes of cigars!
After another 10yrs, the Prisoner guard is gonna retire! Before he leaves, he decided to go see the 3 prisoners!
Outside the 1st cell,
Prisoner guard: hey, how are you doing?
1st Prisoner had grown into a fat man: (munch munch MUNCH) i'm GOOD!!!
The prisoner guard was very happy, so proceed. Outside 2nd cell, he heard alot funny noises.. the guard thought to himself: he sounds happy, so i shall not bother him. and proceed.
Outside the 3rd cell,
Prisoner guard: hey, how are you doing?
no response.
Prisoner guard: hey??
The guard opens the cell door, inside it's all pitch dark. he walked in... and saw ALL the unused boxes of cigar all nicely packed high up! he walked in somemore..
and he saw the 3rd prisoner squating under the window light, holding one cigar..
Guard: ... are you ok?
3rd prisoner: eh guard, you never give me lighter.
---------
haha.. it may sound funnier if it's heard, not written? =D
Anw i love jokes! So do not hesitate to tell me! >_<
anw, blogger can use CHINESE?? i saw a 'change language' link!!!
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