joke

Good evening!

Haha this time after seeing drea's tag, i decided to share one of the recent jokes i tell my friends!!

-------------> this joke is from my sec friend:
3 prisoners have behaved well for the pass 10yrs, and for their good conduct, they are granted a request!

1st Prisoner: oh good! Hey guard, i want GOOD FOOD!!!

and so he was given all the BIG MEAT, YUMMY FOOD, bottles of WINE! Prisoner happy2.

Prisoner guard: Prisoner 2, so what's your request?

2nd Prisoner: oh guard, i'm so lonely here.. i want WOMEN!!!

and ya, he was given women!

Prisoner guard: Prisoner 3, what about you?

Prisoner 3: oh guard! i just want to SMOKE!!

and so he was given many boxes of cigars!

After another 10yrs, the Prisoner guard is gonna retire! Before he leaves, he decided to go see the 3 prisoners!

Outside the 1st cell,

Prisoner guard: hey, how are you doing?

1st Prisoner had grown into a fat man: (munch munch MUNCH) i'm GOOD!!!

The prisoner guard was very happy, so proceed. Outside 2nd cell, he heard alot funny noises.. the guard thought to himself: he sounds happy, so i shall not bother him. and proceed.

Outside the 3rd cell,

Prisoner guard: hey, how are you doing?

no response.

Prisoner guard: hey??

The guard opens the cell door, inside it's all pitch dark. he walked in... and saw ALL the unused boxes of cigar all nicely packed high up! he walked in somemore..

and he saw the 3rd prisoner squating under the window light, holding one cigar..

Guard: ... are you ok?

3rd prisoner: eh guard, you never give me lighter.
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haha.. it may sound funnier if it's heard, not written? =D
Anw i love jokes! So do not hesitate to tell me! >_<

anw, blogger can use CHINESE?? i saw a 'change language' link!!!

a joke

Eh.. after seeing yl's tag,

" long: oh and trouble is busy, that's why haven been able to find him lately. dun worry =ppppppppp "

i remembered a LONG TIME joke!!!! not very sure how it goes tho..

3 friends were playing hide and seek: Stupid, Manners and Trouble.
Manners and Trouble went to hide and Stupid is the seeker.

Stupid saw Manners ran into a toilet and so decided to look for Trouble first. While searching, Stupid was stopped by a policeman.

Policeman: What's your name?
Stupid: Stupid.
Policeman: .. Where's your manners??
Stupid: In the toilet!
Policeman: ..Are you looking for Trouble?
Stupid: YES!

----> ok.. this is lame -_- ... tsk3.. yl u same era rite? haha..

oh! another joke!

3 boys were brought to the police station by a park attendent.

Policeman: I was reported that you boys violated some law. So i want each of you to tell me your name and exactly what you guys did.

1st boy: My name is Peter. I threw bread into the pond.

2nd boy: My name is John. i threw bread into the pond.

3rd boy: ..My name is Bread.

----> hahaha.. CUTE yea? haha..